FUN: GOP to Dems: Will you join us in voting to ban Viagra for sex offenders? “Everyone get the joke here? If the Dems amend the reconciliation bill for any reason, they have to send it back to the House for yet another vote. So anything the GOP proposes — anything — they’re basically bound to vote no on. And Coburn knows it. One tasty shinola sandwich, coming up!” That ain’t shinola there, hoss.

UPDATE: GOP wants Obama to enroll in Obamacare.

Plus, reader C.J. Burch emails: “Maybe an entire raft of amendments simply praising American soldiers for their victory in Iraq, praising motherhood and apple pie, praising puppies and kittens. By God I’d have a thousand of them and raise them one at a damned time…or until they made me stop.” Any thoughts of running for Congress, C.J.?