NIKKI FINKE: “WORST OSCARS EVER!”

UPDATE: “Here’s how you determine who’ll win Best Documentary: the environmental pic wins unless there’s a Holocaust contender. Cynical but true.”

ANOTHER UPDATE: Ann Althouse: “I’m recording this with my DVR and pausing, then fast-forwarding. Otherwise it would be intolerable. Right now there’s a dance routine (that’s supposed to showcase the scores). It’s ghastly. I watched a second, sped ahead, watched a second, cursed, paused, and am now waiting for enough time to pass for more fast-forwarding. Why must they waste our time with this musical crap?”