WATCHING GLORIA ALLRED ON HANNITY, trying to make the argument in favor of her porn-actress client who had a 3-year affair with Tiger Woods. I thought she’d descended into total self-parody before, but I was wrong. She’s plumbing new depths now. Apparently, I’m not the only one who feels this way. And Greta Van Susteren to Gloria Allred: “Quit making excuses for the chicks.” That would end Allred’s career . . . .