THIS DOESN’T SOUND GOOD: Army Investigates Alleged Attempt by Soldiers to Poison Food at Fort Jackson. “The suspects were part of a Arabic translation program called ’09 Lima’ and use Arabic as their first language, two sources told Fox News. Another military source said they were Muslim.” Not a lot of detail here, though, so stay tuned.

UPDATE: Donald Sensing says there’s probably nothing here. But some people are having fun.