ABC NEWS: Third Gate-Crasher Discovered at White House State Dinner. “‘The Secret Service’s investigation into the security events surrounding the Indian State Dinner on November 24, 2009, has revealed that a third individual, who was not on the White House guest list, entered the State Dinner,’ a statement from the US Secret Service reads.” If they can’t secure the White House, can they secure the country?

UPDATE: Reader Ed Stephens emails: “If they can’t run a dinner party, how can they run health care?”