COL. DOUGLAS MORTIMER WRITES on the new Levi’s “Go Forth” campaign:

Have you your weapons? Your pistols? Your sharp edged axes?

This is from Levi’s? Left wing, San Francisco, “We hate the Boy Scouts” Levi’s?

I can see them quoting old Walt, but it surprises the f*ck out of me that they quoted the part about the pistols. Unless, of course, they are advocating some kind of Obamabot led Peoples’ Guard that will herd the rest of us into big fenced in pens somewhere out in Western Kansas or something.

Well, it mostly has more of a junior Burning-Man vibe, but there is this bit:

But I’m sure it’s nothing to be concerned about.