SAM VENABLE IS DISAPPOINTED IN THE PLAYBOY MARGE SIMPSON FEATURE:

For some strange reason, I actually thought Marge would be a bit more randy on the pages of this magazine than she is on her hit TV show, “The Simpsons.”

You know, like maybe Playboy would broach the delicate question of Blue Hair Everywhere? Or give her a forum to expose Homer as a bumbling bedroom buffoon.

Silly me.

Well, Playboy isn’t what it used to be, and neither are most other magazines these days.