OKAY, SO ACCORDING TO THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE GUIDELINES I’m entitled to nominate someone. And, in fact, I have — I nominated Arthur C. Clarke back in the 1990s, on the basis that his invention of the communications satellite had done more to promote world peace than any politician. Alas, they gave it to Yasser Arafat that year, which kinda chilled my interest in further nominations.

But hey, maybe I should try again. Any suggestions for nominees for next year?