SURPRISING FINDINGS: “A a new survey from Indiana University and the University of Utah finds that a huge majority of Americans think that women should change their last names when they marry. And they’re not sure we should stop at moral suasion. . . . I can’t help but wonder if they got some sort of a screwed up sample. Government naming rules? When did I move to Germany?”

Hey, government health-care, government name-care — it’s all of a piece, really. It’s for your own good!