OUT: MILE-HIGH CLUB. IN: MILE-HIGH RUB: Intoxicated woman allegedly masturbates on American Airlines flight.

But it’s equal-opportunity misbehavior: “A week before Inzer’s alleged mile-high rub, a United Airlines passenger claimed she was forced to sit next to a masturbating man on an early morning flight from Rochester to Newark, only to be offered a $100 credit, according to NBC News.”