MISTRIAL:

"Basal testosterone renders individuals more receptive to minority positions." Men with more testosterone are more likely to stand up and express unpopular opinions in the face of pressure from the majority. The collapse of testosterone is a grave social & political problem. https://t.co/uMrA2d4E4c pic.twitter.com/rlyqjHbQ6m

— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) September 4, 2026

Plus:

State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity https://t.co/UadGKYACav

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 4, 2026

It’s a fair cop.

UPDATE: Such a fair cop:

I would like to publicly apologize to everyone I made fun of for the Longhouse. https://t.co/KR5q51n7AR

— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) September 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: MASSACHUSETTS SUPREME COURT GRANTS HEARING FOR LINDSAY CLANCY'S DEFENSE

This is absolutely ABSURD. The Supreme Court shouldn't even be ENTERTAINING the idea of removing a juror simply because he won't budge on his decision.

This could set a BAD precedent.

Hearing… pic.twitter.com/8aNLXUTaYl

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 4, 2026