OH, TO BE IN ENGLAND: UK Home Office prints guide to teach migrants not to rape women and kids.

This is not satire.

The government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain is handing out guides to migrants upon entry to teach them why raping people is bad.

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Don’t rape. Don’t be a pedo.

(Pretty please.)

If only they had these pamphlets years ago, then the whole rape gang issue could have been avoided, right?

We can just educate the rapists out of being rapists, right?

As we saw last summer, this is already going, err, swimmingly in Germany: Drowning in Lies:

Exit quote: “I’ll leave you with this frustrated news anchor who can’t believe this is happening:”