CONGRESSMAN TAKEN TO CLEANERS IN PONZI SCHEME: “Freshman Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) lost $3 million in a stock swindle between 2000 and 2005, a Florida television station reported this week.” Well, it’s only fair, since that’s what Congress has been doing to us for years . . . .

But here’s the punchline: “He is a member of the Financial Services Committee.” The country’s in the very best of hands!