NEOLOGIC SPASM: Village Voice chokes on Jeff Goldstein’s vocabulary. They’d better hope they never encounter the armadillo. . . .

UPDATE: Coming soon at the Village Voice: A blog “expert” who can tell Moe Lane from Erick Erickson!

ANOTHER UPDATE: Gender confusion? Nothing new about that at the Voice! But confusing Jules Crittenden and Ed Driscoll? One’s a towering giant who can kick your ass without breaking a sweat. The other — is the really scary one.