NEWS FROM THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF MINNESOTASTAN: Minneapolis Protester Shot Dead; UPDATE: Car Apparently Hit Agent; Riots Soon? I dunno, but it’s not 2020 and riots won’t play out like they did then.
UPDATE: Walz Threatens Civil War.
I'm simply tired of Minnesota, all-around.
— Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) January 7, 2026
ANOTHER UPDATE: Tim Walz: Minnesota Is at ‘War’ With the Federal Government, Calls Out National Guard; More Violence? “From everything I can see, Walz and Frey have been egging on the confrontations to distract from the disastrous fraud investigations and have been cooperating with the very people who have been assaulting officers and impeding operations. Mayor Frey, just the other day, threatened violence, and here we have it.”
Insurrection Act time?
Related question: I suppose there’s no chance we could trade Minnesota for Greenland …