IT’S HILARIOUS, BUT IT’S ALSO EVIDENCE THAT WE’RE FACING CIVILIZATION-DESTROYING LEVELS OF DUMB-AND-CRAZY:

This video is THE BEST. It's like a real life SNL skit. So many nuggets of gold, too — from the "blue haired manager" to Crystal calling herself "a retard" and then following it up with "I can call myself whatever I want." Every time I watch it I feel I catch something new.

— Alex Zoltan (@AmazingZoltan) August 15, 2025