AT LEAST IT WASN’T HIS FREEZER: Accused Tech Official Had $4,500 Inside His Pajamas. “The D.C. technology manager accused of operating a sophisticated bribery and kickback scam had more than $4,500 inside the pajamas he was wearing at the time he was arrested last week and told an informant that he gave $100,000 in cash to his mother to take back to his native Turkey, federal prosecutors said.”

Yeah, I know, you’re expecting some sort of blogger/pajamas joke, but I got nothin’.