OKAY, I DON’T LIKE THIS AT ALL: Boy killed anally when office chair explodes. “The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.” I hope this is a bogus story.

UPDATE: Noting the absence of blood, many readers argue that this must be bogus. Let’s hope — I have a Chinese-made office chair!