CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE? To crush your enemies and hear the lamentations of the Raddatz:

But why the faux-Mary Tyler Moore-style panicky quiver in her voice? Just last week Eric Adams told Tucker Carlson:

New York City Mayor Eric Adams said Joe Biden‘s shocking response to his demands that the White House do something about the migrant crisis was to ‘be a good Democrat, Eric.’

And at long last, that’s what Trump is doing again:

What Changed?! Chuck Schumer 2009 kicks Chuck Schumer 2018 right in his badoobies on illegal immigration (video).

Twitchy, December 28, 2018.

● “Trump took to Twitter on Thursday to remind Democrats that even former President Barack Obama spoke out against illegal immigration. Trump dug up a 2011 tweet from former President Obama which said: ‘I strongly believe that we should take on, once and for all, the issue of illegal immigration.’ ‘I totally agree!’ Trump wrote, retweeting the former president.”

—The Daily Caller, December 27, 2018.

Harry Reid in 1993: It’s insane to reward illegal immigrants by giving their children birthright citizenship.

Hot Air, October 30, 2018.

Bill Clinton warns of “the large number of illegal aliens” coming into America, and explains his crackdown.

Instapundit, January 31, 2017.