INSTANT KARMA’S GONNA GET YOU IF YOU DON’T WATCH OUT:

When it comes to drawing faith and solace from the headlines, I had thought nothing could top the news that Eliot Spitzer had lost money through Madoff.

But with the recent release of the complete list of Madoff’s direct victims by the bankruptcy court, that news has some serious competition.

Well, they say it’s harder to con an honest man.