SO THE INSTA-DAUGHTER HAS BEEN ILL, and the Insta-Mom came over to spend the night with us. I went shopping for breakfast stuff and saw this: “Batter Blaster” spray pancakes. It’s a spray can like those that dispense whipped cream, only it’s full of pancake batter. And it’s organic!

The pancakes were pretty good (though the Insta-Daughter, a Nina Planck devotee, wouldn’t touch them), but we had more fun imagining similar products, like “BaconBlaster” — sprayable bacon in a can! Wouldn’t that make Scalzi jealous!