SEEMS LIKE IT WAS ONLY A FEW DAYS AGO THEY WERE WORRYING ABOUT THE OCEAN OVERHEATING – IT’S LIKE WE DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT DRIVES GLOBAL TEMPERATURES: Part of the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why.
WAIT IT WAS A FEW DAYS AGO: The oceans are weirdly hot. Scientists are trying to figure out why.
AND OF COURSE TWO MONTHS AGO IT WAS A CRISIS AND SUPER DANGEROUS: Three reasons why the ocean’s record-breaking hot streak is devastating.
Anyone else out there wanting to scream “Augurs, read your own entrails?” No? Well, you’re more patient than I am.