CHESLEY SULLENBERGER III, an American hero. Are we still allowed to have heroes with names like that?

UPDATE: Reader Rob Calabrese writes: “Until the law was changed in 2007, the airline pilot who landed that thing safely in the river would face mandatory retirement at age 60 (he’s 57 now). Can we blame Bush for allowing great pilots like this to fly until they’re 65?” Sure, why not? It’s always okay to blame Bush!