LAURA LEE DONOHO is resisting the temptation to stay home on election day:

I am one of the so-called “evangelicals” the Democrats and their media minions have been trying hard to convince that the Republican Party is the party of corruption and closeted gays.

Fat chance.

If the Republican Party was composed completely of fat, geeky, short, frumpy, hypocritical, bad dressers, I would still vote for them over the Democrats, as long as they support President Bush and the War on Terror.

Bad dressers? She’ll forgive anything.