NO, THERE AREN’T MANY HURRICANES. But that could change. They could rev up anytime. Yessirree, any old time at all. . . .

Yeah, they do seem a little bit desperate here (which is not to mock Alberto’s fierce wrath). But hey, you can only milk JonBenet so long.

And anyway, for some reason (fear of an Iranian apocalypse tomorrow?) people want my disaster preparedness post again. It’s right here.

UPDATE: Brendan Loy thinks that things may actually be about to heat up.

If that happens, I’ll blame James Wolcott. But will that help the Republicans again?