EH. WE RAISED THE BOYS WITH DOING REAL CRITIQUES OF THIS STUFF AT THE DENVER ART MUSEUM:  Only Thing Today’s Avant-Garde ‘Artists’ Challenge is Our Patience.

I’m still shocked we didn’t get kicked out or attacked when we pretended the trash can was an art installation and gave it the highest marks of the things we’d just walked through. One of which was a bunch of tangled kitchen implements the museum had bought for millions of dollars. I create the same every week by being really bad at organizing my drawers.