MAYOR BLOOMBERG GETS RESULTS:

Well I marched my unregistered guns out and gave them a good talking to. It seems that most of them knew they should not go out after dark or let themselves be found on the street.

Except my Mossberg. He smelled of cheap booze and refused to look me in the eye. His “Whatever dude!” comments started to get on my nerves.

I’m so worried he will end up in a life of crime and other sorry deeds. What is a dad to do?

I’m sure Mayor Bloomberg will have additional helpful advice.