OH, DARN: This Portland Woman Won’t Date You Unless You Suffer From Crippling Climate Anxiety.
Kinda reminds me of something.
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Related: Liberal Activist David Hogg Says He’d Rather Own a Porsche Than Have Children Because It’s ‘Better for the Environment.’ Certainly better for the gene pool in your case, pal.