BEEGE WELBORN: My inaugural “Dear Beege” advice column: Bathing suits and beer. “The last thing anyone needs to see, at least any rational human being, is yet another tightly wound, upper-class Karen, marching forth with a sneer on her face, discarding memories in disgust, repeatedly spewing a single curse word as if she’s proving to her Mimi just how tough and naughty she can be while lecturing YOU on how ignorant you are that you thought bikinis and light beer kinda went together. Well…don’t they?”