December 18, 2005

MY BROTHER’S BAND, COPPER, is apparently more appealing than “America’s Hottest College Girl:”

Jake: (More hyperventilating) What’s the least romantic thing a guy has ever done to you?

Allie: I got asked out on a date to a Copper concert. He met me at the door, he paid my way in, he bought me 3 or 4 shots of tequila, as soon as Copper walked out onto the stage, he disappeared.

Jake: Rough…

You gotta focus on the band! Rough for her. Cool for Copper! Thanks to reader James daSilva, who spotted this.

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