JACOB SULLUM: “How big a boob is Ted Stevens? So big that the Alaska Republican has me defending the Transportation Security Administration. Stevens and several other senators are in a tizzy about TSA’s plan to let passengers carry small tools and scissors (up to four inches long) onto airplanes. . . . I’m guessing that when Stevens flies someone else takes care of his bags.”

UPDATE: Ted Stevens needs to hear from the tweezer people.

Air security is a joke. Stevens is a joker.