THE LONELY LIVES OF SCIENTISTS: This Wooden Phallus Might Be a Rare 2,000-Year-Old Dildo.
Run it through an Orgone Detector and if it comes up higher than background you’ve got your answer!
My favorite take on the Orgone Chamber: “A professor at the University of Oregon who bought an accumulator told an FDA inspector that he knew the device was phoney, but found it helpful because his wife sat quietly in it for four hours every day.”