SO, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS: It’s obviously a distraction. But still, every word these people say is a lie, including a and the. So?  White House: ‘No Indication of Aliens,’ Spy Balloon ‘Part of Larger Intelligence Gathering Program’.

I for one welcome our new Alpha Centaurian overlords. I mean seriously. You think they’re worse than the Marxists? I roll to disbelieve.