BOTTOM ISSUE OF THE DAY: For The Love Of All That Is Holy, Stop Backing Into Parking Spaces.

A response: Car-Reversing Calumny from Mark Hemingway. “Mark’s piece is good-natured hyperbole, but his claim that ‘after years of close study, I have arrived at the conclusion that people who back into parking spaces are history’s greatest monsters’ remains a libelous charge against the hardest-working and most American Americans: the parking-spot backer-uppers. This whole ordeal is especially galling coming from a man whose only stress injuries likely involve carpal tunnel from Apple’s anti-ergonomic membrane keyboards.”