IF YOU NEED SOMETHING NON OFFENSIVE* TO GIVE SOMEONE THIS CHRISTMAS, CONSIDER: Notebook: Henry Stare (So Sez Henry).
Yes, Mr. Henry Hayden, Esq is a very photogenic cat. And his image on a notebook is bound to make you wish to write more.
*Okay, so it will offend your aunt who thinks we should spend the money we spend on pets on one legged martians with broken UFOs. But you know what? She deserves to be offended. Buy her three So Sez Henry notebooks.