THE INSTA-WIFE GRADUATED TODAY: From cardiac-rehab class. She’ll still be going, she just won’t have to wear a monitor any more. And, yes, they actually had a little ceremony, complete with cap and gown.

When she got her PhD just after we married, I thought that was the last of her graduations. I guess I wish I’d been right, but still, I’m very happy that she’s progressed to this point. (And she was certainly the most attractive — er, and the youngest by a couple of decades — of the graduates!)

You just never know what’s coming down the pike, do you?