Okay FOX, you win. It worked. I won’t kidnap any young, blonde, blue-eyed, upper class, teenage, all-American girls. Your round the clock mega-hyped coverage of this tragic but nonetheless non-story is working. It’s a brilliant deterrent. Who in their right mind would think suffering through incessant, overblown, 24/7, E! True Suburb Tragedy was worth it?
Like the guy says, it’s a brilliant deterrent.
UPDATE: And so is this!