FELLOW USAIANS (LOOK, IT’S A REFERENCE) WE NEED TO STOP THIS CREATURE DESECRATING OUR HOLY SITES:  Primetime Speech On Soul Of Our Nation For Biden.

All his speeches should be given from Obama’s guest room, or the urinal atop Marx’s grave*. Let’s start the petitions.

*You mean there’s no urinal there? Well, let’s start that too. A pissoir for Karl!