I HOPE THAT THIS STUFF is as good as they claim at reducing aging and disease, but I think I’ll wait for the studies.

UPDATE: A skeptical take, here.

ANOTHER UPDATE: On the other hand, here’s a different kind of life-extender:

Curvy women are more likely to live longer than their slimmer counterparts, researchers have found. Institute of Preventative Medicine in Copenhagen researchers found those with wider hips also appeared to be protected against heart conditions.

Will this be FDA approved, though?