IAN HAMET invites readers to try their hand at constitutional interpretation. Free speech is involved.

My contribution: Obviously, the part about a ” well regulated Intelligentsia” only refers to state-paid academics such as myself, and it would be absurd to read this provision as extending the right to own and read books to the Great Unwashed. That way lies madness.

UPDATE: Rand Simberg writes that he thought he and Bill O’Reilly had already solved this problem.