I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY about the “runaway bride” story, except that if I were the groom I’d be running away myself, now. But Single Southern Guy has much more to say.

UPDATE: And Manolo has more still. I hear that there will be no criminal charges, but I think she should be forced to read his entire essay aloud to everyone in the wedding party. And it wouldn’t be a bad idea to reprint it in all the bridal magazines, as a useful cautionary note.