JOHN KERRY is looking for stories — preferably negative ones — regarding service in Iraq. He got this amusing reply:

Dear John,

I’d like to share the story of my son’s service in Iraq. However, first, can I ask…won’t you share YOUR story by signing the SF-180 form to release your military records?

He keeps promising to do that. Isn’t that enough?

UPDATE: Will Collier has a letter for Kerry, too.