MY GOD, KRUGMAN, ALTERMAN AND DOWD WERE RIGHT! And Carole Simpson, too! Bush is re-elected and almost overnight Confederate soldiers are camped out under the Stars and Bars, occupying my town! It’s Karl Rove’s evil plan coming to fruition at last!

Okay, it’s actually re-enactors at the Toms Mansion on Kingston Pike. Or so they would have us believe. . . .