RELAX GUYS – THEY’RE IN AUSTRALIA:  Brothel offers free sex ‘session’ to patrons who get COVID vaxx on-site.

And Australia seems to have parted company with sanity.

UPDATE: No, I have absolutely no idea how I read this and thought Austria was Australia, except perhaps I was possessed by Obama. (Shrug.)  Well, actually I do know as an hour after finishing my duties here I realized I had a raging fever.  (Relax. My sense of smell and taste are both fine.)