GEE, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?   Scientists believe obesity may be cured by modifying a series of genes called ‘hippo’.

And I’ll trust them, as soon as a group of scientists drags Fauci from his office, ties him naked to the tail of a donkey and whips him from California to Connecticut. Until then? Keep your hands off my genes. They’re screwed up, but they’re mine. Play with your own hippos.