FROM THE OPINIONJOURNAL POLITICAL DIARY:

“If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been, ‘Catch Me In Two Days'” — ex-forger and con man Frank Abagnale, made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film Catch Me If You Can.

Plus, I’ll bet that Dan Rather didn’t get to sleep with Jennifer Garner.

UPDATE: Mike Krempasky writes that this is where the Abagnale quote first appeared.