QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ON BERGER:

Q: Who covertly removes top secret documents?
A: Spies.

Q: So who’s he spying for?
A: If we’re lucky, the Kerry campaign, or the company he’s chairman of.

Q: If we’re not lucky?
A: Let’s hope we’re lucky.

A bit harsh, perhaps — we must bear in mind that Berger might just be a bumbler who doesn’t deserve a security clearance — but useful analysis follows, from a (albeit reluctant) Kerry supporter.