KERRY LIED! Apparently, his claims of “better hair” are not borne out by %20&STORY=/www/story/07-08-2004/0002207030&EDATE=,”>survey evidence.

May the best candidate win, but when it comes to the best presidential hair, George W. Bush has America’s vote, according to Wahl Clipper Corporation’s 2004 Grooming Survey and First Ever “Index” on men’s grooming habits.

Despite John Kerry’s recent claim that the Kerry-Edwards ticket has the best hair, Wahl’s survey found that the majority of Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bush’s hair over Kerry’s (Bush — 51 percent; Kerry — 30 percent; neither — 10 percent; don’t know — 9 percent.)

Hmm. Bush may beat Kerry, but I suspect that the composite hair score for Kerry/Edwards beats the composite for Bush/Cheney. (Edwards had better hope so!) I eagerly await more data.