HOW BAD A MISJUDGEMENT WAS OBAMA’S BIRTHDAY GALA? EVEN MAUREEN DOWD IS DISSING HIM: Behold Barack Antoinette.

Jay Gatsby gave big, lavish, new-money parties at his sprawling mansion on the water because he wanted to seem cool. He wanted Daisy to notice him.

Barack Obama gave a big, lavish, new-money party at his sprawling mansion on the water because he wanted to seem cool. Being cool is important to him.

One difference is that Gatsby opened his house to the uninvited. Obama closed his house to many of the invited after getting flak for hosting “a celebrity mosh pit,” as Stephen Colbert called it, while officials were telling people to mask back up.

It’s hard to stop thinking about the over-the-top fete the former president held at his Martha’s Vineyard manse for his 60th birthday. It is such a perfect taxonomy of the Obama arc.

As president, he didn’t try hard enough on things we needed. He was a diffident debutante with a distaste for politics. Post-presidency, he is trying too hard on things we don’t need. The culture is already swimming in Netflix deals, celebrity worship, ostentatious displays of wealth, not to mention podcasts. Did the world really need “Renegades,” his duet with Bruce Springsteen?

We already knew Obama gravitated to stars but it was disillusioning to see it on such a grand scale last weekend.

It was only disillusioning to those with illusions. Many of us knew that Obama was a narcissistic lightweight, an empty suit with sharp-creased pants, from the beginning. Only the Democrats and the media — but I repeat myself — convinced themselves that he was something more, as they did with Andrew Cuomo and Michael Avenatti, among many others.

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Related: Private jets and no masks — how Obama’s party was height of elite hypocrisy.