AMERICANS, MY PEOPLE, BE UNGOVERNABLE:  Defiance.

Resist because it’s the right thing to do. Resist because the Junta hates you. Resist because the Junta is illegitimate. Resist because if you don’t you’re going to end up having to shoot yourself out of communism. Resist because it’s Friday. Resist because the sun came out in the morning.

If you’ve ever tried to bathe a cat who really really didn’t like it, channel that. Be the cat. Be impossible to hold, and all claws.

Be Americans.